The Mike Hampton Injury Pool

Written by Colin on July 26, 2008 – 7:20 am

Mike Hampton is slated to start today going to injure himself today in what is no longer extraordinary fashion anymore.  The only question is - how?

Will he:

• Restrain his hamstring?
• Restrain his pectoral?
• Rip a muscle in his arm reacting to warm bird poop hitting the back of his neck?
• Strain a muscle in his back?
• Fall down the stairs?
• Brush his teeth too aggressively?
• Hurt himself tying a cleat?
• Slip in the shower?

Or will he invent new ways to get hurt?  And when will he hurt himself?  Pregame?  Mid first inning?  First pitch?

Place your bets now.  How do YOU think Mike Hampton will find a way to injure himself today?

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